The Coming Matriarchy

The leading candidate for the women’s party is running on a platform of “No erections. No exceptions.” which aims to limit male influence in the seaside town of Blossom Cove.

Her doting husband, Richard, has been used as an example of her domestic policies and is every woman’s idea of a perfect spouse. Richard does all of the housework – cooking, cleaning, washing, vacuuming and all the other chores on a daily basis. He never complains or asserts himself even as his wife routinely becomes overly demanding.

The last time Richard was allowed to have an erection was their wedding night. However, this brief embrace of masculinity was limited to just a few minutes by his strict wife who administered penis punishment for the remainder of the honeymoon.

She made him wear opaque glasses at the beach to prevent any leering at the female form.

Under Michelle’s proposal, all husbands would be required to have their device usage monitored with surveillance software such as Covenant Eyes. Images captured from the husband’s devices would be monitored and reviewed by an all-female task force for purity enforcement.